Just in time for the holidays, our friendly neighborhood terror organization is out with a brand-new propaganda video. Heartwarming, really. 

In a slick, minute-plus piece, Hamas lets us know that they've got some big, bad weaponry, and it's about to get lit. 

⭕️شاهد..كتائب القسام تنشر .. تل أبيب تحترق.. والقدس ستتحرر #طوفان_الأقصى pic.twitter.com/TfdR68eJ2A

— إذاعة الأقصى - عاجل (@Alaqsavoice_Brk) December 8, 2023

The translation for the above: "Watch...the Qassam Brigades are deployed...Tel Aviv is burning...and Jerusalem will be liberated."

The tweet was posted by "Alaqsa Voice," which appears to be the account for Hamas' radio station in Gaza City. 

I won't pretend to be an expert in weaponry, but while the video appears to include fairly standard Multiple Rocket Launch Systems, I'm told by reliable sources that the pods don't really look like anything Hamas is known to have. So, is this legit, next-level badassery? Or Pali-wood at its finest? 

I do have to say, the fancy-schmancy reveal of the rockets, complete with the dramatic tarp retraction, is a nice touch. 

Not to make light of the actual rocket launches going on. A fresh barrage was unleashed on Tel Aviv and central Israel Friday evening. 

A heavy barrage of rockets was just launched at Tel Aviv and central Israel. 🚨Sirens sounding RIGHT NOW🚨

— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) December 8, 2023

But this slick production does leave one wondering about those cheeky little miracle workers — how ever did they manage to put together such a top-notch promotional campaign in the midst of severe food, fuel, and power deprivation? 

I guess they learn all sorts of fascinating things at university. 

Advanced chemistry apparently. https://t.co/kw6JbT6wpZ

— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) December 8, 2023

Anyhoo, if this year's Amazon ad didn't hit you in the feelz, and Chevy's latest left you wanting more, Hamas has got you covered with a charming little spot that's sure to warm the cockles of your heart.