OUCH! Trump Lampoons Jim Acosta Into Next Week on TDS-Riddled Anchor's Way Out the CNN Door

As RedState reported on Monday, ever-petty, ever-Trump-hating, former CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta is reportedly opting to leave the failing network after being booted from his 10:00 a.m. ET show and being unceremoniously offered a midnight slot.

Anyone who paid a modicum of attention to the ridiculous hissy fits Acosta' threw at President Trump during this first administration — every one of which was quickly dismantled by Trump — knows that the humiliation is just too much for "Dear Diary" Jim to handle.

Oh, the Humanity! TDS-Riddled Jim Acosta 'May Exit' CNN After 'Getting Hosed' by Failing Network

To add insult to insult to injury, Trump piled on Acosta on Tuesday morning like nobody's business, firing up his Truth Social account to brutally blister the sniveling, long-discredited "journalist" (emphasis, mine — just for fun!).

Acosta deserved every minute of it.

Wow, really good news! Jim Acosta, one of the worst and most dishonest reporters in journalistic history, a major sleazebag, has been relegated by CNN Fake News to the Midnight hour, “Death Valley,” because of extraordinarily BAD RATINGS (and no talent!). Word is that he wants to QUIT, and that would be even better. Jim is a major loser who will fail no matter where he ends up. Good luck Jim!

Ouch — I bet that left a mark. On second thought, I bet Jimbo was seething as he no doubt read it.

Trump just bodied “major loser” Jim Acosta 🔥 pic.twitter.com/abOnkEkQwp
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) January 28, 2025

Not to disagree with Donald, but I don't see Acosta's departure from the hilariously self-proclaimed "Most Trusted Name in News" as a good thing. During Trump 1.0, Acosta became the ridiculous hood ornament for the "fake news" media clown car, oblivious to the fool he had become.

Point is, I'd just as soon see the clown stick around — and go down with the CNN ship.

But can't you just see it?

Dear Diary,
It's happening to me again, diary. I try to do a good a job but every time I turn around, they're after me. Now that the mean man is back in the White House, it's gotten way worse, diary, and everything is falling apart. What should I do?
CNN is demoting me, for no reason at all, to a midnight time slot. Can you believe it? I'm way too good at my job to accept such a lowly position, diary, but nobody understands. But you understand me, diary, better than anyone ever has. That's why I love you and why you're my best friend.
I don't know what to do, diary, please help me figure it out. You're the only one I trust.
Love, Jim
XOXO

This has to be doubly devastating to Acosta, whose smugness and vain pride, piled atop his stage-4 Trump Derangement Syndrome, ultimately destroyed what small amount of journalistic ability he once might have had.

First, he's all but kicked to the curb by a laughingstock network that's seemingly headed for failure itself, as it continues to hemorrhage viewers while irrationally trashing Trump at every opportunity, while never failing to carry water for the Democrat Party, its disastrous policies, and ridiculous narratives.

Second, and most devastating to Acosta, Trump first rewrote the pre-presidency by getting things done that Biden was unable and unwilling to tackle during the four miserable years of his failed presidency. Third, Trump 2.0's first eight days have been nothing short of miraculous, and even Democrats and some former detractors in the lapdog media have marveled at the president and his administration's accomplishments.

So where does all of the above leave Acosta?

Other than emotional therapy sessions with his beloved diary, I mean.