The Fake Harris-Walz Astroturf Campaign – A Real List From an Artificial Candidate

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It is quite obvious that the entire reality of a Kamala Harris presidential campaign is a false premise. For two consecutive presidential election cycles, she has garnered zero delegate votes from her party, yet she is a whisper away from the White House. If there is anyone who embodies the term “failing upward” more than the woman at the top of the Democratic Party ticket, I’d love to know who it is. 

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This past spring Harris was sporting an approval rating below that of Joe Biden, with some pundits suggesting she be dropped in favor of a more likable running mate. It should come as no surprise that someone lacking in substance would have little to show, but even by that metric, the Harris-Walz campaign has been impressively pre-fab in nature. Despite the press insisting she is wondrously popular, Kamala has managed to squander this free PR by displaying herself as insincere as a Halloween wig and as genuine as a digital grandfather clock.

Let’s compile a list of examples and activities showing this ersatz quality of her campaign--a list that is by no means comprehensive. The list of her fakery is real-ly long (pardon the pun).

Her Introduction


Tim Walz Announcement

  • At his introduction event watch as Walz and Harris walk out and in rehearsed fashion he automatically nudges Harris and then - without ever having looked up - points to someone in the upper deck and she lamely pretends to acknowledge this non-person.

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The Campaign Stops

  • They tried to sell themselves as the everyman, traveling and buying Doritos at a Sheetz. It was cringe to the third power.

  • During a stop at Penzy’s Spices (a hyper-leftist owned business), Ian Sams tried to sell a chance encounter with Harris and a young customer. She turned out to be a lawyer who is also a local Democrat Party worker.

  • During a photo-op at Primanti Brothers, the restaurant was cleared out and filled with campaign workers. This is not a problem as these publicity stops have advance teams, but the press reported on this as if those were “diners” or “customers” on an impromptu visit.

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Ducking The Press


The Hurricane Response


Campaign Efforts

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Promotional Efforts

  • In a pathetically vapid promotion during the week of the Democratic National Convention, it was said that a staged moment should be regarded as a big reveal of her character – to see Kamala out walking

  • It was supposedly big news when a police organization endorsed Kamala. The press claimed that it normally endorses Trump, but the fake outfit made of former police was just formed in June.

  • One of the huge problems for Harris was that she languishes with male voters. For some reason, they thought it would help to have a video showing men endorsing Harris, made up entirely of beta male actors.

  • Kamala appeared with Stephen Colbert; their interaction around sharing a beer was so blatantly scripted - and they still managed to fumble through it. The host made it sound like a random offer, yet revealed they asked her ahead of time what brand she preferred. Then as he was set to ask her when she last had a beer, Harris blurts out the answer before he finished the question. This went over worse than the Liz Warren, beer-in-the-kitchen flop-fest.

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Most politicians are completely divorced from the reality of the common voting public. Rare are those who can come off as relatable, yet as much as that is a reality, Harris appears to set herself apart. She is entirely inauthentic, and her campaign has been remarkable in that the harder they have sold her as being adored by the public, the more she is exposed as being a shell of a relatable human.

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This election season, the Harris-Walz campaign has been a Potemkin campaign: They have set up all of the appropriate-looking edifices of a candidate but as soon as people began opening doors, they saw that inside there was nothing worthy of sticking around.  

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