I guess the easy thing here to do would be just go ahead and start listing off things and phrases that Joe Biden potentially could say tonight in his Oval Office address to the nation. Then I could assign how many shots you would do to each phrase he utters in his address that probably will be less than 15 minutes.

The problem, however, is that most people in the age of Biden are already drinking to dull the pain, and a game like this during tonight's address could put people over the top prompting them to accidentally overdose on alcohol. 

I can't have that on my conscience, people.

As most loyal RedState readers undoubtedly know, the 46th president of the United States plans on giving an address to the nation from the Oval Office later tonight. 

Back in the day when a president asked for airtime to address the nation, it always was somewhat of a big deal and a spectacle — to find out what the leader of the Free World was thinking, straight from the West Wing.

However, the reason this is a big deal NOW under the presidency of Joe Biden is that the nation awaits with bated breath to see if he goofs up, wanders off camera, or turns to one of the pictures in the office and starts to chat with it instead of to the people on the other side of the camera. 

Maybe he asks aloud where his ice cream is.

We just never know these days.

Of course, some might say I'm being a bit overdramatic, but I think there is a plethora of evidence to back me up. 

Why, just Thursday morning, my colleague Bonchie penned this post called Antony Blinken's Soul-Sucking Facial Expressions During Biden Presser Go Hilariously Viral

From his musings...

After perhaps his most concerning, low-energy performance in a foreign nation since taking office, President Joe Biden boarded Air Force One to leave Israel on Wednesday. Before takeoff, he decided to hold an impromptu presser, and as RedState reported, it was a bit of a mess. 

At one point, Biden confused everybody with a nearly two-minute-long "answer" that brought up school shootings and something about grasping for hope. What he was actually referring to is still a bit of a mystery. At other points, he inadvertently undercut Israel despite his best attempts to provide support, with Karine Jean-Pierre eventually having to step in mid-sentence to shut things down. 

In the end, it wasn't anything Biden said that caused the biggest stir online, though. Rather, it was Secretary of State Antony Blinken's facial expressions. You could literally see his soul being sucked out of him as he stood behind the president. 

The behind-the-scenes story on that trip home from Air Force One is not that Biden kind of lost his train of thought for the thousandth time since he was sworn in. The people who see him behind the scenes absolutely are terrified every time they let that leash out to 20 feet and Biden is able to interact with people who can see his cognitive decline. Even though the press mightily tries to cover up Biden's slips and fumbles, with the advent of phones being able to record video now you can't really hide it anymore.

Bocnhie continues on with this Joe gem.

In that presser specifically, Biden proclaimed that Hamas needs to "learn how to shoot straight" despite the fact that "shooting straight" would entail rockets landing in Israel and killing innocent people. 

Biden: "Man, those Hamas guys really need to learn how to shoot straight so their rockets kill Jews instead of Palestinians."

Everyone: pic.twitter.com/nJPmqUh01B

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) October 19, 2023

That is normal, right? Tell the enemy of your best ally in the region that they need to learn to shoot straight (to kill Jews instead of Palestinians) — which is just another way of saying: "YOU IDIOTS."

With a friend like that, why does Israel need enemies?

That wasn't all from his brief trip to Israel.

He also goofed up on a couple of other things that my colleague Nick Arama pointed out in this piece: Biden in Israel: Bad Comments, Zoning Out, and Confusing Wars. You now know why his staff stands behind him, looking constipated most of the time.

First was this...

But when Biden made some perfunctory comments about that, he had issues. He tried to tell a story about something that Secretary of State Antony Blinken had written for him in the past, but he blanked out right in the middle of the sentence and embarrassingly couldn't remember what he was trying to say. He then said that the evidence indicated it was the "other team." As he said that, he was reading from notes, even for such a short comment and he still had problems. 

You can see the reading of the notes more clearly in this video. 

BIDEN: "I was deeply saddened and outraged by the explosion at the hospital in Gaza yesterday and based on what I've seen, it appears as though it was done by the other team, not you, but there's a lot of people out there not sure, so we gotta overcome a lot of things" pic.twitter.com/rmSgPcCdAd

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 18, 2023

We assume the "other team" was Hamas, but Joe was not available for further clarification from the press, and the Biden team tries to keep Peter Doocy in a hotel watching these events now because he might have asked for a follow-up.

Then there was this impossible whopper.

“I remember the first time that I, that I was in Israel with Golda Meir just before the Six-Day War," Biden said. "And she was telling me how terrible everything was." He said she asked him if he "‘would you like a photograph?” and went on to tell his story about her comments. 

The problem? The Six-Day War was in 1967 when Biden was still in school before he became a Senator in 1973. He didn't meet Meir until 1973, five weeks before the Yom Kippur War. He got that war wrong, giving her disinformation from Egypt that they were not likely to attack. He got that wrong and appears confused over the wars.

All that was missing from that event was a meandering story about Corn Pop and a mention of Beau Biden and his Dad calling him honey.

Let me put on my faux doctor's hat — as I often witnessed being done on CNN and MSNBC, where people who had not given Donald Trump any sort of examination were nonetheless able to declare with absolute certainty that he was crazy — and say this:

 Joe Biden is not well and has slipped a cog or two.

The press has a field day with freeze-ups by Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell and a reverse frenzy of covering up United States Senator Fetterman with his slip-ups and blank outs.

Joe Biden puts them both to shame in terms of the frequency and breadth of lies he tells, and, as noted, he is currently the leader of the Free World — also known as the United States of America. I can almost bet you for certainty that during Vladimir Putin's recent visit to President Xi in Beijing, an after-dinner show played a bunch of Biden slip-ups and they laughed their rear ends off. 

"THIS IS THE GUY WHO IS LEADING THEM!" was likely bellowed out in Russian and Mandarin.

Man, are we in for it — just as I wrote the other day: The Writing Is on the Wall: America Likely to Be Hit Because of the Invasion From Mexico 

I once again do not suggest that you drink while watching tonight's address to the nation. Under Biden-flation, booze has gotten much more expensive, and you'll either drink yourself silly or laugh at one of the outlandish outtakes that he gives that you might accidentally spill the liquid gold.

I plead with you to watch responsibly if you choose to do so at all, and if you don't, come back to RedState often to read the breakdown in a safe and responsible manner.

Thank you, my fellow Americans, and God Bless.