Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, First of That Name, Dowager-Empress of Chappaqua, appeared at Columbia University to bestow what would doubtless be words of infinite wisdom upon the students, and to shower them with her grace. But she was beset with protesters— three, in fact, in as many minutes. The nerve! The temerity! The unmitigated gall of these protesters, who presumed to interrupt Her Imperial Highness!

(And if you can't tell that I'm spreading the sarcasm with a knife, here, then you haven't been reading enough of my work.) 

Hillary Clinton has just been interrupted by three different protesters at Columbia University!

“You will burn” says one of the students pic.twitter.com/P1sLS1lCKc

— Jose Vega — Vote Vega & Sare! (@JosBtrigga) February 9, 2024

Here's the thing: The shouts of "war criminal" are, honestly, unhinged. The first shouter, who was screeching about Hillary Clinton being a "war criminal" and "three thousand" (It's not completely clear what he's shouting about) sounds like he belongs in a padded room with one of those really cool, long-sleeved vests where the sleeves tie together in the back. But that doesn't make it any less funny, to see such hysterical shrieking leveled at Hillary Clinton, instead of the usual target — any Republican.

See Related: Columbia University: Hillary Clinton, Least Likeable Public Figure, Manages to Make Herself Less Likeable 

That the Democrats Are Surprised at How Disliked They Are Says a Lot About Them

Watch, though, Hillary's response. Note the look of disdain on her face. Note the "We are not amused" expression.

She's clearly not used to being challenged. And if looks could kill, those protesters would be tied to a post with blindfolds on.

If there was any justice in the world, Hillary Clinton would never be able to appear in public again without being beset by protesters. Until the advent of the Bidens, she was one of the most deeply and fundamentally corrupt political figures in the history of the republic; she made Huey Long look like a Boy Scout. She has a sense of entitlement that dwarfs the Oort Cloud. She richly deserves to be challenged at every appearance.

Honestly, though, if people wanted to protest an appearance by the former New York Senator, I have a much better list of topics on which to shout:

• The cattle futures miracle, in which she cleared over $90k in a year.
• The Whitewater scandal.
• The massive corruption and pay-for-play schemes involving the Clinton Foundation.
• Her mishandling of classified emails and attempts to cover the issue up, which I might add took place during the 2016 election.

Note that the sources from most of these are the Washington Post and Politico - hardly right-wing publications.

One more thing: Let's not forget her horrible handling of the Benghazi attacks in 2012, in which she let four Americans, including an ambassador, be murdered by terrorists.

Hillary Clinton has plenty to answer for. And, to be fair, just seeing the expression on her face when things like that happen—you can't put a price on that. It would be richly deserved to see Her Imperial Majesty beset with questions on these issues every time she showed her face in public.

Still, people take on the Clintons at their peril. If I may, I'd gift protestors with a word of warning: Find a good political lexicon and look up the term "Arkancide."

This seems appropriate.