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My Admittedly Mixed Thoughts on the Shopping Cart 'Litmus Test'

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We've all been there.

You go out to the grocery store or a big-box retail establishment, and maybe you're in a hurry. You spot what you feel is a great parking space, one that is close to the front of the store - only to find a shopping cart placed right in the middle of it, or halfway on and off the curb, which makes getting into the spot iffy.

Obviously, there are only a couple of viable options in this scenario. You could get out and move the cart out of the way and then park your car (which you likely couldn't do if you were alone), or find another space that might not be so close. As you contemplate what to do next, something else crosses your mind:

"What stupid, lazy shopper left this cart here??" you grumble to yourself while painting a thin smile on your face in the event people are passing by and staring at you.

While finding a shopping cart put in a parking spot is indeed annoying, I admit I haven't given it much thought beyond mumbling a few choice words under my breath before moving on.

But as it turns out, people are quite passionate about this issue, so much so that there has been much written about shopping carts over the years in terms of their supposed symbolism, what returning them allegedly does or does not say about the person, etc. 

There's even an entire YouTube page and Twitter/X account (@CartNarcs) devoted to making videos confronting shoppers who leave their carts in places other than the cart corral.

There is also something called the "shopping cart theory." Elon Musk sparked discussion about recently it after he stood in solidarity with those who believe that what people do with their shopping carts once they are done with them is the "ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing":

This is a meme of sorts that some say started around the time of the early days of the coronavirus pandemic in America in 2020, when going shopping to get the necessities was quite an exasperating experience, to say the least.

I have... mixed thoughts on the topic.  I agree people should return their carts, and definitely should make doubly sure that in the event they can't or won't they are NOT left in a parking spot, especially the areas marked for handicapped persons:

While I make it a general rule of thumb to return the cart to the corral, I confess that sometimes I don't. Usually, when I don't it's because I either feel unsafe, or my back is killing me and I have just flat run out of energy to walk another step after making a full grocery run, or because I had to park so far out of the way that I'm not going to walk 10 miles to put the cart up.

In those cases, the cart is not placed in a parking spot and certainly not anywhere else where it would prevent others from getting a spot, or anywhere it would ding another vehicle. 

I don't think my exceptions to the shopping cart theory make me a bad person but opinions on that no doubt vary. ;)

That being said, there is absolutely no excuse for what the lady (the first one) did in the video clip below:

This, on the other hand, I can get behind:

Your thoughts?


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