Barack Obama’s Presidential Campaign would like the children to sing to you. Relax and enjoy.

Mitt Romney may have nothing left to fear from his challenger, Barack Obama except fear itself. Barack Obama could run for reelection using all the wonderful things he’s done for America in his first term of office. He could fill us all to the inebriated brim with hope about his ambitious, progressive, forward-looking and unprecedented 2nd term agenda. Oh, wait…Nope, he’ll be scaremongering from here until we go to the polls.

Instead, he tells people to vote like their lady-parts depended upon it. You should never be able to put a president’s name, lady parts into yahoo search and get 66,300,000 search results. That is an unmitigated disqualifier in any nation that retains a level of basic societal dignity. Maybe even Democrats realize that as he scrubbed it as fast as it went up.

So you’re supposed to vote like your Lady parts depend on it, or your children depend on it. How about having a calm, rational review of what Barack Obama has done for four years and voting on that? No. We’ll get the sort of cheap Halloween theatrics you’d see in a haunted house instead. Here’s a sample of President Obama’s rhetorical witch’s brew.

You can choose to turn the clock back 50 years for women and immigrants and gays. Or in this election you can stand up for the principle that America includes everybody. We’re all created equal — black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, abled, disabled — no matter who you are, no matter what you look like, no matter where you come from or who you love, in America you can make it if you try.

Choosing this sort of a campaign tone has consequences. Some of the more unhinged members of the Obama Hale-Bopp Cult have been lighting up Twitter lately with assassination threats against Barack Obama’s opponent, Mitt Romney. The Weekly Standard mucks through the social media sewer below.

@WestonSebree
I’m gonna murder Romney right now—
Weston Sebree (@WestonSebree) October 17, 2012

@iBeBlowinUrMind
Somebody needs to asassinate This mofo Romney 16 Oct 12

@erinheaven
If Romney is elected, I’m going to assassinate him #sniperstyle—
Erin (@erinheaven) October 17, 2012

@breeziedeeznuts
if romney’s elected as president, I will personally assassinate him.—
Rihanna Taught Me (@breeziedeeznuts) October 17, 2012

This is all the cornered liberal rat has left. In the end, this is what the liberal is reduced to. The principal irony of the 2012 election season is this: When most of us try and scare someone on Halloween, we put on a mask. When the dedicated followers of Barack Obama take their masks off, we get to see something straight out of Friday the 13th, Part Whatever.

Jesus famously remarked.

15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? 17 Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Therefore by their fruits you will know them.

(Matthew 7:15-20 NKJV).

I think that says it better than even Candidate Romney could say it himself. Vote wisely. Mitt Romney 2012. That is all.

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