It's almost like left-wing media sock puppets are locked in a battle over who can make the most vile, inappropriate, and repulsive statements about all things conservative — and of course, about former President Donald Trump. Most of these "journalists" are a dime a dozen, except for race-hustler extraordinaire, MSNBC's Joy Reid and Trump-loathing "Morning Joe" co-host, Joe Scarborough.

In my book, Scarborough took home the trophy on Friday.

Scarborough once again trotted out a Trump-Hitler analogy, with a couple of new Nazi comparisons tossed in just for grins — which was made even better by the presence of guest George Conway, who also hates Trump more than anyone else on the planet. Ready to laugh? Here we go.

Joe's co-host and wife, Mika Brzezinski, kicked off the ridiculous festivities by bringing up the Jan. 6 Capitol riot for the 47,593,734th time on the dopey show.

I think, first of all, the reason for these gag orders, as Jonathan Lemire pointed out, is because of the fear of violence, of retribution. And Donald Trump is proven on that point in many different ways. We could talk for four hours about all the different ways he has threatened people.

And then, of course, we have January 6th. And I just have to say, I was watching one of his networks, cause I like to see what Trump voters are hearing from places that call themselves news networks. And they were talking about January 6th in a discussion, in a discourse about us, actually, and saying that we want to put out there that January 6th was more than just a little thing. And that is the problem with the discourse.

It should noted that Mika offered zero specific examples to back her asinine claim. 

Then Joe, being the manly man he is, said to his adoring wife: "I, I, I: let's just come out and say it. You hear— you can hear on Fox News people saying that nothing was wrong with January 6th."

Again, zero examples.

Mika agreed with his ludicrous statement, leading her hubby to continue:

It wasn't a big deal. And others saying, that network, you know, they actually sit there and people who watch that network think January 6th was an important event. 

And you're, you're sitting there going, wait a second! 

Were there Nazi newspapers in the 1930s, saying, you know, Kristallnacht. There's some people that actually think that was a bad thing?!

The fact that Donald Trump has numbed people so much that the same people who said it was a horrible thing on January 7th are now coming back into the cult, back into the folds, going, you know, some people actually are stupid enough to say that that was a really terrible thing. Mind-blowing to me.

It's mindblowing to me that they are actually able to say that on a network that has paid dearly for election lies.

How does a rational, reasonably intelligent person who's fairly knowledgeable about Adolf Hitler, Kristallnacht, Nazi Germany, and the Holocaust respond to that kind of repulsive bilge? I won't.

After a bit of back-and-forth between Joe and Mika, Joe then astonishingly declared that, unlike Donald Trump, he was once a real conservative. No, really. And George Conway ate it up, big time.

Boasting to Conway, Scarborough bloviated:

It's so funny, George. You and I were conservatives, and are conservatives, but we were conservatives when some of these women on Fox News who call us liberals were still playing with their— their Barbies. Of course, Eva Braun edition. [Conway laughed, hysterically.]

We were fighting for conservative values. We were fighting to balance the budget; to reform welfare; we were fighting to hold Democratic administrations accountable when they were in grade school and have done it our entire life. [sic]

What's the difference? When an anti-democratic, fascist-leaning guy wants to be president of the United States — you know what? We're Americans first. Let's work with other people who support democracy.

If you're thinking "Twilight Zone," I beat you to it.  

And when was the last time Joe Scarborough called for a balanced budget or fought to support democracy? Rhetorical questions, of course, but please.

Anyway, that's enough out of me about the latest comedy gold of Joe Scarborough and company.

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