Sen. Kennedy Lampoons Kamala Harris As Only He Can Do, Says Polygraph Would 'Explode' If She Walked By

By Bob Hoge | 6:53 PM on October 27, 2024

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As we've often reported, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) is a national treasure. You never know what's going to come out of his mouth, but you can safely bet that it's going to be funny. His imitable homespun humor is hard not to laugh out loud at—but it's also got a sharp edge.

Kamala Harris is the latest to feel that sharpness, as Kennedy took to Fox News Saturday night to lambaste Democrat ~~appointee~~ nominee Kamala Harris.

“It’s worth examining why Vice President Harris is now behind,” Kennedy told [host Brian] Kilmeade. “I think she’s behind because of all her gauzy rhetoric. People are uncertain about her. They don’t know if she has the right stuff to be president. They’re worried that she doesn’t, they’re worried that she was that kid in grade school who ate paste, they just don’t know. She hasn’t — she won’t be pinned down, I think in some cases she’s lying. People are worried that if she walked by a polygraph machine, the dang thing would explode.”

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He continued, noting that Harris is a cipher to most of the electorate:

“People want to know what their president is going to do,” Kennedy continued. “Now, I’ll tell you the other thing that’s changed in this race other than the vice president behind. Vice President Harris has adopted a new strategy. Joy is out. She’s adopted the Hillary Clinton deplorable strategy of 2016, which is if you vote for President Trump, you are a bad person.”

While a Kamala PAC thought Sunday would be a good day to run a campaign ad featuring self-pleasure, Trump aired a moving commercial featuring the things we actually care about during an NFL game and is currently holding a massive rally at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The contrast could not be more stark as we inch ever closer to election day.

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The reality that Kennedy points out with such aplomb is that Kamala is simply not a believable candidate—or person, for that matter.

A July poll by YouGov for The Times showed that 54% of respondents believed that President Joe Biden’s health issues were covered up, with 68% of those respondents saying they felt Harris had “a lot” to do with concealing the truth about Biden’s health. Trump accused Harris of lying about working at McDonald’s as a teenager, and her campaign has yet to provide evidence suggesting that she did.