Besides being the absolute best thing for the country, Donald Trump and the Republicans' big win on election night has provided us with some extra added bonuses. Watching the left go completely out of their minds at the thought of another four years of Donald Trump, but also all of their pre-election predictions and ridiculous statements that have continued to supply us with an endless amount of comedy gold. So, having found a few of these on social media, I thought it would be a fun idea to relive some of the fortune-telling of some of these expert political pundits. They might not want to quit their day jobs.
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— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) October 31, 2024
Mark Cuban said you never see Donald Trump around "strong, intelligent women... ever" because he "does not like to be challenged by them."
I HAVE QUITE A FEW THOUGHTS ON THAT ONE! ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/9gkBIcZ1C6
Let's start with what has become a perennial favorite. Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said this — appropriately on Halloween — during an appearance on "The View."
"Donald Trump, you never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever. It's just that simple: they're intimidating to him. He doesn't like to be challenged by them.
Really? Here are just a few of the "strong, intelligent" women Trump has picked for his Cabinet and other positions in his administration. There's Susie Wiles, who will be his Chief of Staff. She will be the first female Chief of Staff to a President. Then there is South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, nominated to be Homeland Security Secretary. Tulsi Gabbard, oh wait, that's Lieutenant Colonel Tulsi Gabbard of the Army Reserves to you, Mark, who is tapped to be Director of National Intelligence. Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi for U.S. Attorney General, Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) for U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., Linda McMahon for Education Secretary, and Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Let's certainly not forget former and future First Lady Melania Trump, a former model and accomplished businesswoman who speaks five languages. Last time I checked, Cuban seems to have trouble with one. And why don't we ever see strong, intelligent women around him? That certainly didn't age well.
The hilarity continues. Remember when Democrats and the left thought they would have Trump in an orange jumpsuit pretty quickly? Social Media influencer Harry Sisson sure thought so in January of 2023. He was certain that between charges in the January 6 case, New York, Florida, and Georgia, Trump would almost certainly be sentenced to a life of bologna sandwiches and honey buns. This may have also been the beginning of the overuse of the left's favorite phrase.
"Donald Trump is facing potential criminal charges in New York, Georgia, for Jan 6th and for stealing classified documents. All cases are very strong. The walls are closing in on Trump!!!
Exactly who and what does Harry Sisson "influence" again? Looks like the only walls closing in are on the Democrats and what is left of their party right now. Also, not aging well.
Look how completely wrong Harry Sisson was… pic.twitter.com/vfAwRypzkB
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) November 22, 2024
Finally, making fun of the left would not be complete without a bit of wisdom from Meathead himself, Rob Reiner. I am constantly amazed at the skill level of whoever cast Reiner for that role on "All in the Family." Reiner is truly the gift that keeps on giving for conservatives. Meathead apparently woke up on election day with great anticipation for the victory party that would take place for President-elect Kamala Harris that evening. No doubt, even before dipping into his Cheerios that morning, he posted on X, "Kamala Harris will be the 47th President of the United States." That aged about as well as month-old Gouda.
Kamala Harris will be the 47th President of the United States.
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) November 5, 2024
Poor Meathead. He has surely been in a downward spiral since election night. I would suggest getting a Visiting Angel or some other healthcare professional to check up on him. But they say that admitting you have a problem is the first step. On Thursday, he posted this announcement on the new safe space for lefties, BlueSky,
"I have made the decision to take the next few days to check into a facility for peace and relaxation. No phones, social media, no trolls, just calmness to heal my pain."
I thought they were almost through all the stages of grief. But purely in terms of all the witty material this will provide, lucky for us, it may take a while.
Upon realising that moving to BlueSky didn’t stop the voices in his head, Rob Reiner has finally checked himself in to the asylum.
— Coopie Bastard (@CoopieBastards) November 21, 2024
Let’s hope he gets the care he so badly needs pic.twitter.com/YJucPebJBQ
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