It's no secret that family entertainment isn't what it used to be, but an occurrence over the weekend provided a particularly poignant illustration. As evidenced by online video, a man's unmentionables stirred the stream at an iconic Christmas-themed amusement ride.
On November 10th, Disneyland began its annual season of Holiday decor and events -- which is doubtlessly delightful for anyone who celebrates Holiday. Amid the illuminated extravaganza, the park's bedecked It's a Small World boating bonanza always makes a big splash. But Sunday, something was in the water; and it wasn't yuletide cheer.
In the early afternoon, a patron stripped and climbed onto the sets of the legendary scenic ride. He caroused among the festive figurines and scenes of international song as other guests watched. Parents and children gawked as he got gregarious with the dolls and the adornment.
If the attraction's Christmas edition includes a Sugar Plum Fairy, maybe the episode began during The Nutcracker Suite. Either way, the man went fully-fleshed except for his undies.
He traipsed about, dipping his derriere in the lagoon and loitering like a loon. Posted clips catch his clothes in a pile and his moseying around a miniature Taj Mahal. See the Slim Goodbody-haired guy give parkgoers a Blue Christmas:
Someone got real weird on It’s A Small World at Disneyland today pic.twitter.com/ff0Zswii4i
— Disney Scoop Matt 🎄 (@DisneyScoopGuy) November 26, 2023
On Instagram, one witness captioned the footage as follows:
"When you get stuck on (It's a) Small World, weird things happen, lol. He just pushed the boat behind us. He is just some guy. We were stuck on the ride for about an hour and 15 minutes. Thankfully, we are safe and we got off safely."
Thanks to our quickly-evolving culture, contemporarily, clothing appears optional:
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And at Disney parks, sights have been officially re-imagineered:
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Still, Sunday's incident was unexpected. And it didn't stop at "exposed underpants." Like the operatives in Disney spy-spectacular "G-Force," eventually, the man was de-briefed.
Perhaps wooed by the water and compelled by the park's iconic characters -- Tigger Warning -- the now-fully-nude nut decided to Weenie the Pool:
FLASH MOUNTAIN: A naked 26-year-old man was arrested at Disneyland Sunday after putting on a performance guests may not have been expecting. https://t.co/yQTsmPybqt pic.twitter.com/Ao1Mk5j8hm
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) November 27, 2023
Soon to be charged with being under the influence and indecent exposure, he was promptly purged from the premises -- naked, wet, and wide-open.
It's November, and that water was assumably cool. He was literally carried away by cops in view of myriad visitors -- his feet spread apart, a naked exhibit not at all Enchanted.
Surely he was embarrassed, as his freshly-pickled privates were on prominent display. If you're a male streaker and you dip your grand existence into a cold canal...when you're pulled out, well, It's a Small World. To reference a Christmas character, in appearance, he may have been "Frosty, Thus-No-Man."
The incident might not have involved an elephant's trunk, but it would've been more fitting had it happened at Dumbo. Per an Anaheim Police Department statement, "The man was taken to a hospital as a precaution."
Hopefully, the California kook won't next set his sights on Knutt's Knott's Merry Farm.
-ALEX
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